First I shall apologize for all the grammar mistakes. I only have Word and my awesome (dont argue) spelling powers. So behold! Youve been warned. And about warnings
dont like yaoi, dont read. Or read, but dont tell me that. In other cases be energetic and write a review!
Half of the credit goes to my friend who I did this with. Im responsible what comes to the lines of Itachi, Tobi, Sasori, Hidan, (and in later chapters) Leader, Orochimaru and Sasuke. My friend did the rest, that is Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Kakuzu, (later chapters) Blue, Kabuto and Kimimaro. There. Now were all glad. Except Masashi Kishimoto when he finds out that I didnt mention that all of those characters belong to him. Oh wait
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The main pairings are ItaKisa, KakuHidan and SasoDei. Also others, not only little pairings, but don't be scared because of that.
1: The one about heathens.
I_love_people logged in
h0773r_uch1h4 has logged in
Fishy has logged in
h0773r_uch1h4: Is anyone here?
Fishy: I'm Itachi-san ^^
I_love_people: hello.
Agoodboy has logged in
Fishy: So, whats up, everyone?
Agoodboy: hello kisame-san!
Fishy: Hi Tobi
h0773r_uch1h4: You know... I'm so much hotter than Sasuke
Agoodboy: hello Itachi-san!
Fishy: Yes you are Itachi-hime ^^
My_art_goes_bang logged in
h0773r_uch1h4: Tobi...
h0773r_uch1h4: I thought so kisame
My_art_goes_bang: Hi
Agoodboy: hi Deidara-senpai!
My_art_goes_bang: anything new?
h0773r_uch1h4: I'm much hotter than you... but of course, you all knew that already
Agoodboy: Is itachi-san going to burn?
My_art_goes_bang: you wish... And tobi, shut up.
h0773r_uch1h4: damn right I am! Right kisame?
Agoodboy: Why is deidara-senpai so mean? And does it hurt Itachi-san?
Fishy: You are the hottest Itachi-hime <3
My_art_goes_bang: I'm not mean.
I_love_people: Hungry.
h0773r_uch1h4: I've taught him well... he's gonna get some candy tonight...
Agoodboy: hiiiiii Zetsu-san!
Fishy: Candy!!
I_love_people: Hello Tobi, you are a good boy ^^
Agoodboy: can I get some candy too?
Agoodboy: thank you Zetsu-san I've tried my best
h0773r_uch1h4: um... no. Ask Deidara, I'm sure he'll give you
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My_art_goes_bang: I gonna kill you. I'm not gonna give him candy!!
Agoodboy: Can I have some candy Deidara-senpai?
Sasori: O.o
My_art_goes_bang: NO!!!
My_art_goes_bang: Hi Sasori-danna. Tobi is insane.
Agoodboy: hi Sasori-san!
Sasori: -.-' hi...
h0773r_uch1h4: Now why arent you giving tobi candy deidara >:)
My_art_goes_bang: Coz I'm not gay.
Agoodboy: do only gays give candy?
My_art_goes_bang: Yeah!
Agoodboy: Why not normal people?
My_art_goes_bang: Well, thats a secret
Sasori: ... I'm too good for this.
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Agoodboy: Deidara-senpai scared Sasori-san away
I_love_people: Deidara! Don't believe what Deidara says Tobi.
My_art_goes_bang: I hate you all.
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Agoodboy: does that mean normal people give candy too? ^^ yay!
I_love_people: Yes, they do ^^
Agoodboy: Im so happy Zetsu-san
h0773r_uch1h4: right...
Fishy: I agree with Itachi-hime
h0773r_uch1h4: Thats my boy
h0773r_uch1h4: or better yet, a man *winkwink*
Fishy: Grr ;)
I_love_people: Tobi we are going to kill the postman. This is not something you should see...
Agoodboy: Why do you do that Zetsu-san?
h0773r_uch1h4: I have some... stuff to do...
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Fishy: me too...
Fishy has logged off
Sasori has logged in
I_love_people: Now tobi, we don't have to go offline, yay
Agoodboy: yay!
MoneyMaker has logged in
Agoodboy: hi Kakuzu-san!
MoneyMaker: Hello Tobi
jashinPWSyouall has logged in
Agoodboy: hiii Hidan-san!
jashinPWSyouall: Behold! The awesome power of Jashin-sama!
MoneyMaker: Not again...
jashinPWSyouall: fear you filthy heathens!
Agoodboy: Tobi took a bath today. Tobi's not filthy.
jashinPWSyouall has logged off
I_love_people: Tobi took a bath? Tobi is a good boy!
Agoodboy: Thank you Zetsu-san ^^ *glomp*
Sasori: where did itachi and kisame go?
I_love_people: Believe me, you DON'T want to know
Sasori: Oh... not again...
Agoodboy: Tobi wants to know.
MoneyMaker: Not again? You mean......
Sasori: I seriously need another room...
I_love_people: They went shopping Tobi ^^'
Agoodboy: Oh golly, I want to go shopping too!
MoneyMaker: I'm so happy that I'm not near them.
I_love_people: Well... someday Ill take you shopping.
Agoodboy: thank you Zetsu-san!
Sasori: speak for yourself, kakuzu...
My_art_goes_bang has logged in
Agoodboy: hi Deidara-senpai!
My_art_goes_bang: Hi, Tobi
jashinPWSyouall has logged in
I_love_people: hungry
Agoodboy: hi Hidan-san!
Sasori: I need a transfer...
Agoodboy: Tobi baked a cake. Does Zetsu-san want some cake?
I_love_people: Well, if theres meat in it, sure
Agoodboy: It's a cherry cake...
Sasori: hold up tobi, I'm coming there
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I_love_people: See tobi, Sasori wants it ^^
Agoodboy: yaay!
My_art_goes_bang: I didn't know that sasori-danna could eat
My_art_goes_bang: a cherry pie, not less
jashinPWSyouall: gluttony is a sin!
Agoodboy: I'm sure Sasori-san loves my cake.
MoneyMaker: STFU hidan.
jashinPWSyouall: fuck you kakuzu
I_love_people: Of course he does : )
MoneyMaker: You want me to rip your head off?
jashinPWSyouall: yes
MoneyMaker: Then, I'm coming...
jashinPWSyouall: alright!
MoneyMaker has logged off
Agoodboy: !!!
jashinPWSyouall has logged off
Agoodboy: O.o *cries*
I_love_people: Don't be upset, they just play some game
My_art_goes_bang: I think I just heard some screaming...
I_love_people: It can be Hidan... Or Kisame.
Agoodboy: It's not that Zetsu-san...
I_love_people: What it is then?
Agoodboy: whyyyy?!!!
Sasori has logged in
Agoodboy: Sasori-san is a very bad boy!
I_love_people: Sasori, what did you do?
Sasori: Yes I am, tobi.
Agoodboy: He smashed my cake!
I_love_people: Sasori, I'm coming to your room to have a little "talk"...
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Sasori: ... I'm not meat...
My_art_goes_bang: I knew that Sasori-danna didn't eat.
Sasori: how do you know that?
My_art_goes_bang: I can't tell. Un.
Sasori: humph
Agoodboy: Sasori-san's getting coal for Christmas
Fishy has logged in
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My_art_goes_bang: I'm bored. I'm going now...
My_art_goes_bang has logged off
Agoodboy: Tobi could go and play with Deidara-senpai!
I_love_people has logged in
Agoodboy: did you talk to Sasori-san?
I_love_people: Yes, he won't do it again.
h0773r_uch1h4: yeah you go and play with deidara, tobi.
Fishy: Yeah
Agoodboy: Deidara-senpai will be sooo happy!
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I_love_people: If Deidara hurts Tobi, I have to have a "talk" to him too...
Sasori: that sounds weird...
I_love_people: Well... eh
yes
Fishy: Why did you have a talk with Sasori-san, Zetsu-san?
Sasori: cos he's possessive...
I_love_people: He smashed tobis cake.
Sasori: a CHERRY cake...
I_love_people: Whats wrong with a cherry cake?!
Sasori: I hate cherries...
I_love_people: He didn't force you to eat it, now did he?
Sasori: So? I'll smash everything that's involved with cherries...
I_love_people: That means that you are just an old grumpy hag...
Sasori: You've mistaken in my gender. And age is only physical.
I_love_people: You little puppet
Sasori: A puppet I am, but you might wanna check on that little...
I_love_people: What? You are a little.
Sasori: Am not.
I_love_people: Well, the truth hurts
Sasori: But it's not the truth... or are you trying to tell me that I'm short?
I_love_people: I'm glad that you got it so fast
Sasori: I think beyond normal
Fishy: I think that they are gonna fight...
h0773r_uch1h4: you think that they're "going to"?
I_love_people: Just keep saying that, shorty.
Fishy: You are so smart Itachi-hime!!
Sasori: Sorry that I'm way more intelligent than you are.
I_love_people: And weaker...
h0773r_uch1h4: I know... but still, when it comes from you. It's a compliment. ^^
Fishy: Oh, Itachi-hime! *blush*
Sasori: And again that proves how smart you are. Sorry, but no, weakling.
h0773r_uch1h4: I meant it ^^
I_love_people: Well, we can see that in outside! There, now!
Fishy: Youre too kind to me Itachi-hime!
Sasori: I'll be there. Prepare to call your momma.
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h0773r_uch1h4: you deserve it all
Fishy: Really?! You are so great Itachi-hime!
Fishy: And hot.
h0773r_uch1h4: I'm coming there...
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Fishy: Again? He is SO....
Fishy has logged off
Agoodboy has logged in
My_art_goes_bang has logged in
Agoodboy: Hiii Deidara-senpai!
My_art_goes_bang: Hi tobi
Sasori has logged in
I_love_people has logged in
Agoodboy: Hii Sasori-san! Hiiii Zetsu-san!
Sasori: hi
I_love_people: Hello Tobi ^^
Agoodboy: where were you?
I_love_people: Outside
Agoodboy: Oh... I was playing with Deidara-senpai!
My_art_goes_bang: I just wanna kill Itachi...
Sasori: ... Playing? What did you play?
My_art_goes_bang: nothing
Agoodboy: don't be silly Deidara-senpai.
My_art_goes_bang: I'm gonna go kill Itachi now, bye.
Sasori: I'm not sure if I want to hear this one tobi...
My_art_goes_bang has logged off
Agoodboy: ... why not?
I_love_people: What did you do?
Sasori: If I were deidara I wouldn't go there...
I_love_people: He can't know.
Agoodboy: We had soooo much fun!
Sasori: don't ask zetsu... I really don't want to know what "fun" they had....
My_art_goes_bang has logged in
Sasori: but I can hear O.o... why my room has to be here?!
My_art_goes_bang: MY EYES!!
Agoodboy: Is Deidara-senpai okay?
My_art_goes_bang: MY FRIGGIN EYES! I'M GONNA DIE!!
Sasori: score...
My_art_goes_bang: *trauma* *trauma*
Agoodboy: Don't worry! I'll save you!
Sasori: oh great...
My_art_goes_bang: Do not come here!
Agoodboy has logged off
Sasori: And there he goes...
My_art_goes_bang: I just can't be near any guy after I've seen that
My_art_goes_bang has logged off
Sasori: well that makes everything a lot easier.
I_love_people: Do you hate everybody?
Sasori: what's he gonna do? partner up with blue?
Sasori: today or casually?
I_love_people: You know what I mean. -.-'
Sasori: ... no, I don't.
I_love_people: And you say youre smart.
Sasori: what do you want me to do? Read your mind?
I_love_people: So... Do you hate everybody? And by the way, casually
Sasori: I feel no hate
I_love_people: Don't lie.
Sasori: today I do.
I_love_people: And thats why....?
Sasori: you know we shouldn't fight so much. we might become partners.
Agoodboy has logged in
I_love_people: You are right sometimes, we can rule the world
Sasori: yes we can
My_art_goes_bang has logged in
Agoodboy: there you are Deidara-senpai!
Agoodboy: where did you go?
My_art_goes_bang: Stay away from me.
Agoodboy: ... why?
Sasori: I want a reassignment.
My_art_goes_bang: Can't talk, *trauma*
Agoodboy: ??
Sasori has logged off
Agoodboy: where did Sasori-san go?
I_love_people: Sasori-san is going to talk to the leader-sama
Agoodboy: oh... is Deidara-senpai going to be alright?
My_art_goes_bang: Im gonna be alright, Ill just go blind and pray a lot.
Agoodboy: Hidan-san's gonna be happy
My_art_goes_bang: Un.
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I_love_people: How did it go?
Sasori: The leader told me to get some sleep... -.-'
I_love_people: You can sleep?
My_art_goes_bang: I thought of that one too.
Sasori: no...
I_love_people: Then, it's gonna be harder... To get some sleep.
My_art_goes_bang: Do you need help Sasori-danna?
Sasori: to get some sleep?
My_art_goes_bang: Uh, yeah...
Sasori: ... I think so...
Agoodboy: Oh great, nappy time!
My_art_goes_bang: I wanna help you ^^
Sasori: how do you do that?
My_art_goes_bang: I have... no idea.
Sasori: precisely.
My_art_goes_bang: But
I can help you relax if you want...
Agoodboy: A lullaby always helps me!
Agoodboy: do you want me to sing you a lullaby, Sasori-san?
Sasori: no, Tobi I don't.
Sasori: Do I look girly?
I_love_people: Just think something, nice, like, lollipops
I_love_people: Or meat... ...human meat...
Agoodboy: does that work for you Zetsu-san?
I_love_people: Of course.
Agoodboy: I'm gonna try that!
I_love_people: Tobi is a good boy ^^
Sasori: this... is horrible...
My_art_goes_bang: What?
Sasori: First I find out that leader hardly knows who I am and that my comrades think I'm a girl.
Agoodboy: Is Sasori-san a girl? Oh golly...
My_art_goes_bang: You can't be a girl....
I_love_people: .....human meat.....
Sasori: How come?
Agoodboy: Is Zetsu-san trying to sleep?
I_love_people: Oh, no, just day dreaming...
Sasori: I'm so happy that I'm not exactly the fleshy type...
My_art_goes_bang: Zetsu, stay away from my bedroom. but... I think that itachi and kisame are very tasty :D
Agoodboy: You can come into my bedroom if you like!
I_love_people: Leader-sama has forbidden me from eating other members
Agoodboy: You eat people Zetsu-san?
I_love_people: of course not! I was just kidding ^^'
Agoodboy: oh good!
I_love_people: so, you don't like people who eat people?
Agoodboy: I don't think it's very polite to eat people.
I_love_people: Even if they are a half of meat eating plant?
Agoodboy: uh... I like plants...
I_love_people: Everybody loves plants ^^
My_art_goes_bang: So, Sasori-danna, you haven't got any sleep yet?
Sasori: no...
My_art_goes_bang: I didnt think so
Agoodboy: could I have plant Zetsu-san?
Sasori: I don't feel sleepy.
I_love_people: Of course you can have a plant! Just remember to water it every day! ^^
Agoodboy: I will Zetsu-san! thank you Zetsu-san!
My_art_goes_bang: I can try to help you if you want!
Sasori: If you can...
My_art_goes_bang: Okkay
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Sasori: If he's coming here I'm hurt. I'm still not a girl.
Agoodboy: Why aren't you a girl?
Sasori: I was born like that, Tobi.
I_love_people: I don't think you were a great girl!
Sasori: huh?
I_love_people: Nothing...
Sasori: I thought he had a trauma of some kind so he cant be around guys...
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Fishy has logged in
Fishy: Wow
You are so good Itachi-hime!!
Agoodboy: I'm good too!
h0773r_uch1h4: That damned blond ruined everything
h0773r_uch1h4: You're better ^^
Fishy: I'm not!! ^^
h0773r_uch1h4: you're so wild... I like that...
Fishy: *blush* ......You think so?
h0773r_uch1h4: yeah I do.
Fishy: But, I would have been better if that blond hadn't shown up...
h0773r_uch1h4: Is that an offer?
Agoodboy: I'm a good boy too...
Fishy: No, it was a threat!
h0773r_uch1h4: uh
Fishy: Come here... And youre gonna have a ride... again
h0773r_uch1h4: now we're talking...
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Agoodboy: what are Hidan-san and Kakuzu-san doing?
I_love_people: eww... *trauma* I don't know.
Agoodboy: why is Zetsu-san having a trauma?
I_love_people: I just.... saw a really big fly and I got scared of that! Yes, that is why I have a trauma!
Agoodboy: I thought Zetsu-san was invincible...
I_love_people: Of course I am! But that fly, it was... Never mind I don't have a trauma anymore ^^
Agoodboy: I knew it! ^^ *happy*
My_art_goes_bang has logged in
Agoodboy: hiii Deidara-senpai!!
My_art_goes_bang: Hi tobi.
Agoodboy: did Sasori-san fall asleep?
My_art_goes_bang: Uhm, You can ask that from him
Agoodboy: oh...
Agoodboy: Zetsu-san saw a really huge fly!!
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I_love_people: Ew... Yeah, it was huge!
Sasori: what was?
I_love_people: a fly.
Agoodboy: Hi Sasori-san!
Agoodboy: It was so huge Zetsu-san had a trauma! but he got over it!
Sasori: Zetsu... aren't you supposed to be a flytrap?
I_love_people: You know, I got a trauma of you-know-what
Agoodboy: what?
I_love_people: Of that fly of course ^^'
Agoodboy: Why did you say "you-know-what"?
I_love_people: Because, I don't want to talk about it.
Sasori: Yes, because it embarrasses the whole flytrap community.
I_love_people: Okay, it was that
-.-'
Agoodboy: Well Zetsu-san got over it. You should be more like Zetsu-san, Deidara-senpai.
My_art_goes_bang: Oh
what? I was day dreaming
Agoodboy: of what?
My_art_goes_bang: Can't tell ^^'
Agoodboy: I bet it was meat like Zetsu-san... You're learning already!
My_art_goes_bang: Yeah, It was meat... Or wood
Sasori: ... I'd prefer the second one *cough*...
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I_love_people: Now we just need Kisame-san and Itachi-san, then everyone are online
jashinPWSyouall: So sasori, I heard you're a girl
MoneyMaker: Yeah, tell me about it.
Sasori: What?! Who told you that?!
Sasori: You too?!
MoneyMaker: well, yeah
jashinPWSyouall: blue told us.
Sasori: who told her?
jashinPWSyouall: the big man himself.
MoneyMaker: Well, I don't know, but I think it was Tobi.
Sasori: leader said I was a girl?!
MoneyMaker: Was it leader-sama?
jashinPWSyouall: yes it was
MoneyMaker: I'm confused
Sasori: why'd he say that?
Agoodboy: why do you mind people knowing that you're a girl?
MoneyMaker: Then there are two females in the house! Blue and you!
jashinPWSyouall: yeah tell us, why?
Sasori: I'm not a FEMALE!
I_love_people: Don't shame it.
My_art_goes_bang: I wanna see some proof ^^
jashinPWSyouall: so... is that how you got into akatsuki? since leader knows and all that...
I_love_people: I wouldn't believe you Sasori!
Sasori: I didn't do anything with the leader!
My_art_goes_bang: really?
Sasori: And sorry Deidara I'm definitely not a girl.
My_art_goes_bang: Who says I wanted you to be girl?
jashinPWSyouall: I say it's not fair that sasori got here because he screwed leader. Some of us have to work hard!
MoneyMaker: You? Hard? HAH!!
Sasori: I DID NOT screw the leader.
My_art_goes_bang: I hope so.
jashinPWSyouall: fuck you kakuzu like you know anything! Twice as hard as you did!
I_love_people: We can ask the leader himself..?
Sasori: ungh...
Sasori: yeah, we can
MoneyMaker: Like you know! I did WORK even HARDER than you Hidan!!
jashinPWSyouall: You didn't do anything! You were with leader too weren't you?!
MoneyMaker: Well excuse me! I'm NOT Gay, like you.
jashinPWSyouall: oh don't pretend! I can see how you look at me! I'm not blaming though, Id look too....
MoneyMaker: You Wish!! You just wanna be in my pants.
jashinPWSyouall: with you? you got to be kidding me! seriously, I'm dying in laughter!
I_love_people: Just one gay-couple at the same time, thank you!
MoneyMaker: And there is one lie more! You can't die. And you just want me.
MoneyMaker: We are NOT freaking couple!
I_love_people: ...okay... If you say so...
jashinPWSyouall: am not gay!
jashinPWSyouall: And I'm dying in laughter cos thats the most stupid thing I've ever heard! that kills even an immortal!
I_love_people: And they have a homophobia too
Sasori: that I agree in
MoneyMaker: I hope so...
MoneyMaker: That YOU die!
jashinPWSyouall: fuck you, you couldn't live without me!
Sasori: how sweet
jashinPWSyouall: shut up bitch
MoneyMaker: Now I'm dying in laughter, because my life was MUCH better when you weren't around!! And Shut up Sasori, Zetsu.
I_love_people: And now when they get together we have two happy pairs :D
jashinPWSyouall: yes! finally you're dying!
MoneyMaker: I just WAN'T die, if I then get to be in peace and not have to listen to your whining every freaking second!!
jashinPWSyouall: so it's better for all of us if you die! please, go and make a suicide!!!
MoneyMaker: Or, I can just rip your head off, again, and bury it somewhere
Sasori: Couple maybe, but not too happy... but maybe they don't talk to us so much...
I_love_people: Yes, we can hope so!
jashinPWSyouall: now how does that help anyone?!
MoneyMaker: Then I don't have to listen to you, and, I can keep my money.
jashinPWSyouall: I'd like to see you try. and besides, still you'd miss me.
I_love_people: Just go fighting somewhere else and leave us alone!
MoneyMaker: You'd miss me more than I'd miss you.
Sasori: tobi has been really quiet... deidara too...
jashinPWSyouall: you wish. You couldn't live a day without me.
My_art_goes_bang: Day dreaming.... *sigh*
MoneyMaker: Well well see about that! And just don't think you can have everyone that you like.
jashinPWSyouall: well, yes I can.
MoneyMaker: Thats a joke right? Because if it isn't then I'm gonna freaking choke in my laugh.
jashinPWSyouall: still, hope you will.
MoneyMaker: You know what? I can't take it anymore! I hate you, I'm going!!
Sasori: ouch, a break-up
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jashinPWSyouall: oh just go you little puppet girl and find some stick to screw, since you can't have better!
I_love_people: Yeah, so sad.
Sasori: That's it I'm going to leader.
I_love_people: I'm going too, Hidan is annoying me.
jashinPWSyouall: yes, blame hidan for all your troubles.
I_love_people: Fuck off.
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My_art_goes_bang: I got to go...
My_art_goes_bang has logged off
Fishy: You are so gooood Itachi-hime!!
h0773r_uch1h4: you were even better than last time. I didn't think it'd be possible.
jashinPWSyouall: what tha?
Fishy: You don't know everything yet ;)
h0773r_uch1h4: Oh so you still have some hat tricks? I'd like to see them.
Fishy: Oh, yes I have...
h0773r_uch1h4: makes me want to come back right away.
jashinPWSyouall: why cant you talk like normal people?!
Fishy: OMG, Again??!! It's like, he third time off today! You never get tired??
h0773r_uch1h4: you're tired of me *puppy face*
jashinPWSyouall: you are definitely going to hell!
Fishy: No, but, you know, my throat kinda like hurts, but, if you want we can go and have some... candy
jashinPWSyouall: you disgraceful heathens talkin' dirty like you wouldn't owe Jashin-sama everything for what you've had!
Fishy: And Hidan, I think that Kakuzu is gonna give you candy if you ask...
jashinPWSyouall: why'd I want candy?
h0773r_uch1h4: we don't know either. you just... do.
Fishy: Youre a virgin? Omg, can't believe this!
jashinPWSyouall: fuck you kisame, only a virgin would want kakuzu!
Fishy: Like you....
jashinPWSyouall: no, not me. I'm just not like you filthy faggots!
Fishy: You don't know the fun you're missing
jashinPWSyouall: all I need is Jashin-sama!
h0773r_uch1h4: though you're never going to have what I have, cos kisame's mine.
Fishy: And only Itachi-himes! I'm his slave. In the good way.
jashinPWSyouall: pushover...
h0773r_uch1h4: well I'm enjoying it
Fishy: You are Itachi-hime?! I'm so glad to hear that!
jashinPWSyouall: that's because only sick people would enjoy it and you're sick as hell!
h0773r_uch1h4: I do...
Fishy: Don't care about him, itachi-hime, you know, I can have you enjoy even... more.
h0773r_uch1h4: I'll hold on to that offer.
Fishy: Where are we gonna go? In your place, my place or... the bathroom?
h0773r_uch1h4: how about the kitchen table!
jashinPWSyouall: what?! people eat on that table!! you think they WANT to taste your inners in their food!!
Fishy: You are so naughty today! Okay, meet you in the kitchen <3
jashinPWSyouall: you are not going to ruin the table!!
h0773r_uch1h4: alright
Fishy: You hottest Akatsuki
jashinPWSyouall: do you have no common sense! stay away from it for Jashins sake!
h0773r_uch1h4: you wild animal.
jashinPWSyouall: why'd you that?! what tells you to ruin everything you see?!!
Fishy: So see you, again... In the kitchen
jashinPWSyouall: why aren't you listening?!
h0773r_uch1h4: see ya
h0773r_uch1h4 has logged off
Fishy has logged off
jashinPWSyouall: why do I even bother...















Comments
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That's it. I'm gonna kill you with that fork.
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h0773r_uch1h4: go outside and yell a love declaration for yaoi x)
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Anthony said that, to survive every possible obstacle, love has to be undivided and crazy. I dont really care about my own feelings that much Liam smirked, See? Giving up everything. Even myself. For him, for him. Love is lethal.
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h0773r_uch1h4: go outside and yell a love declaration for yaoi x)
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Anthony said that, to survive every possible obstacle, love has to be undivided and crazy. I dont really care about my own feelings that much Liam smirked, See? Giving up everything. Even myself. For him, for him. Love is lethal.
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h0773r_uch1h4: go outside and yell a love declaration for yaoi x)
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wait what happened to tobi?
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I'm the type of person that serial killers check for in their closets before they go to sleep
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Anthony said that, to survive every possible obstacle, love has to be undivided and crazy. I dont really care about my own feelings that much Liam smirked, See? Giving up everything. Even myself. For him, for him. Love is lethal.
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"Most girls spend their time fantasizing about themselves making out with hot guys. I spend my time fantasizing about hot guys making out with each other."-Me, while explaining the mechanisms of yaoi to mah friend
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avatar (c) Michael Hayes
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Anthony said that, to survive every possible obstacle, love has to be undivided and crazy. I dont really care about my own feelings that much Liam smirked, See? Giving up everything. Even myself. For him, for him. Love is lethal.
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Tell me
does a bird in a cage sing
...or does it cry?
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