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Ultimate Akatsuki Chat 4

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4: The one about too much drama

jashinPWSyouall: interesting.
Bluelily: Do you think he's fast enough to make things better?
0506486581: I have no idea... I don't know if he makes it.
MoneyMaker: soap operas are the best!
jashinPWSyouall: on live
MoneyMaker: Like big brother…
MoneyMaker: It's like big brother!
0506486581: sasori's just sitting there, rocking.
MoneyMaker: Hilarious
Bluelily: Oh, he might do something thoughtless
jashinPWSyouall: I'd say it's really funny if you guys didn't kill me... oh wait, I'm immortal, that's funny!!
0506486581: so touching.
MoneyMaker: Why would we kill you?
Bluelily: Do you see Zetsu?
jashinPWSyouall: cos they're so sensitive about this.
0506486581: yeah, he's entering the room.
0506486581: and says something...
Bluelily: In time? They weren't kissing or anything?
0506486581: close enough... tobi seems to be trying to decide between deidara and zetsu...
MoneyMaker: Decide between Deidara and Zetsu? Nice.
jashinPWSyouall: oh, this is good. be a good boy or deidara?
Bluelily: Wait... Do you mean... Tobi liked Deidara?
0506486581: I don't know if he liked deidara...
Bluelily: Then what?
0506486581: or does he just want to be as comforting as he can.
Bluelily: It could be both…
0506486581: ain't tobi always trying to cheer everyone up?
MoneyMaker: Well, yes.
jashinPWSyouall: especially deidara...
MoneyMaker: That's true…
Bluelily: He always wants to play with Dei…
jashinPWSyouall: and bake him cakes.
MoneyMaker: And Itachi did always hint about it…
jashinPWSyouall: yeah, constantly... how did he know?
MoneyMaker: I don't know, but Itachi is clever.
jashinPWSyouall: well, yeah, I guess...
Bluelily: So what are they gonna do? If Deidara has to choose, he wants Sasori, but... Then Tobi is going be sad…
0506486581: so... who do you cheer for?
Bluelily: Nobody…
jashinPWSyouall: threesome :D though sasori prolly doesn't want to share...
MoneyMaker: No, Sasori doesn't want to share... I think it will just end up with Dei crying to Sasori that it wasn't what it looked like
MoneyMaker: And Tobi will want to cheer them both up…
jashinPWSyouall: back to the threesome
0506486581: is he... leaving?
Bluelily: What?
0506486581: I think Zetsu is leaving.
Bluelily: With Tobi?
0506486581: Tobi's not moving.
Bluelily: And Dei?
0506486581: not moving either.
Bluelily: Oh my... What the fuck were they talking about..?
jashinPWSyouall: does this mean they're gonna keep doing what they were doing?
MoneyMaker: Confused.
jashinPWSyouall: that's actually a classic ending.
Bluelily: But, Dei liked Sasori…
jashinPWSyouall: until tobi came around at least...
Bluelily: Oh, the drama.
0506486581: now tobi's making movement.
MoneyMaker: What is happening?
Bluelily: Is he leaving?
jashinPWSyouall: or is he kissing deidara? cos movement isn't that accurate.
0506486581: be quiet, I'm watching this.
Bluelily: Oh, just tell us!
0506486581: this is going on eBay.
jashinPWSyouall: already?
Bluelily: Tell us what the hell is happening!!
0506486581: wait, now sasori's going toward his door...
MoneyMaker: Oh, he's coming online then.
0506486581: he already was in his room. he is going outside just now. I think he's planning to return to the two.
0506486581: no, he got back. he's not going anywhere.
Bluelily: I wish that he'd come online…
0506486581: in that situation, I don't think he will. probably too bothered.
Bluelily: Somebody should tell him what it really was
MoneyMaker: If it is what we think it is.
MoneyMaker: It could really be what it looked like…
0506486581: by telling him, you would just be giving sasori ideas so he could be crushed again.
Bluelily: This is so complicated…
Bluelily: Where is Zetsu?
0506486581: back to his room.
Bluelily: What is taking him so long to log in?
0506486581: he hasn't been there all this time... think he ate the postman on the way....
Bluelily: Oh, okay…
MoneyMaker: Nothing new with Tobi and Deidara?
0506486581: ...
Bluelily: What?
0506486581: nothing
MoneyMaker: Nothing? Or are you just saying?
0506486581: I'm not sure...
Bluelily: What do you see?
0506486581: tobi shakes his head...
jashinPWSyouall: well that was very informative.
MoneyMaker: very…
0506486581: now he hugs deidara.
Bluelily: Really?
0506486581: says something to him...
MoneyMaker: I bet it's "I love you"
0506486581: deidara nods...
Bluelily: Nods? nice...
jashinPWSyouall: heh
jashinPWSyouall: If it was "I love you", it was a really interesting answer.
Bluelily: Yes, and Tobi would be so happy
0506486581: he steps back but holds his hand...
MoneyMaker: Or maybe it was something like "I wanna threesome with you and sasori..."
jashinPWSyouall: maybe he asked him to marry him :D
Bluelily: I bet that was what he said! ^^
jashinPWSyouall: and now he's putting a ring to his finger
MoneyMaker: And swears love to Dei.
0506486581: and they're ripping off their clothes and kissing passionately.
MoneyMaker: It was that threesome thing.
jashinPWSyouall: that I didn't expect...
Bluelily: Wow... this is… unexpected
Bluelily: But... Tobi doesn't even know what sex is!
I_love_people has logged in
jashinPWSyouall: that good boy act of his, yeah, that's just a disguise.
jashinPWSyouall: tobi and deidara are having sex.
I_love_people: WHAT?!
jashinPWSyouall: I love surprises.
I_love_people: They... what... oh gosh…
Bluelily: I'm sorry, but, I bet that if Sasori knew this, he would feel more hurt than you, Zetsu.
Sasori has logged in
jashinPWSyouall: ouch
jashinPWSyouall: nice timing.
Bluelily: Oh gosh... I'm sorry, Sasori.
Sasori: what?
Bluelily: I think he has to know…
jashinPWSyouall: I think so too.
Sasori: again, what?
Bluelily: But first, do you like Dei?
Sasori: what is it? tell-me.
Bluelily: I mean like in that way
MoneyMaker: Cruel…
jashinPWSyouall: deidara and tobi are having sex.
jashinPWSyouall: couldn't help myself.
Bluelily: I'm so sorry
Sasori: ...
Sasori: good for them...
Bluelily: I think Tobi was Dei's second choice...
jashinPWSyouall: possibly... but he can't just ditch him now.
Bluelily: Yeah, We think that Dei was really upset and thought that you didn't like him…
Bluelily: And then, Tobi came there... And we think he liked Dei in the first place...
Bluelily: And Dei, well, wanted some comfort
jashinPWSyouall: pretty much like that.
MoneyMaker: Sorry.
Sasori: … it doesn't matter.
I_love_people: But Tobi... Deidara doesn't deserve him… Oh gosh...
Bluelily: Really?
Sasori: yes.
Sasori: I don't mind.
MoneyMaker: It's ok to be sad…
I_love_people: It's ok to kill deidara.
jashinPWSyouall: or bring him to me to sacrifice.
Sasori: I don't... I hope they'll be happy together.
Sasori: why are you telling me this?
Bluelily: You are so noble. But… Deidara doesn't like Tobi like he likes you.
Sasori: it really doesn't matter anymore.
Sasori: suppose it never did...
jashinPWSyouall: does that mean everything turned out for the best?
MoneyMaker: Why is everyone sad then?
jashinPWSyouall: ... what do you mean by everyone?
MoneyMaker: I think Dei is sad, Sasori is sad and Tobi, well, I think he isn't so stupid that doesn't notice that Dei doesn't love him like he does.
Sasori: I really don't mind them. I don't know why you believe that, but... I don't.
Bluelily: Okay, leader does have these cameras and he was telling us everything that happened in Dei's room…
Bluelily: And that, that you were sitting alone and rocking yourself.
Sasori: I accidentally broke one of my puppets... yeah. and now that I remember it, I should fix it. bye!
Sasori has logged off
jashinPWSyouall: so... who thinks he's lying?
MoneyMaker: Yeah, right. He doesn't break his puppets. ever.
jashinPWSyouall: yeah, that's what I thought.
Bluelily: Leader, what is he and they... doing?
I_love_people: My little Tobi...
jashinPWSyouall: do you really want an answer to that?
Agoodboy has logged in
jashinPWSyouall: or maybe you do...
Agoodboy: hiiii everyone!
Bluelily: What?
I_love_people: Tobi, what were you and Deidara doing?
Agoodboy: talking. I think I succeeded at cheering him up a little bit.
MoneyMaker: oh, yes he did…
I_love_people: Just talking?
jashinPWSyouall: he calls it that?
Agoodboy: well, no.
Bluelily: But it was just a short while ago…
Bluelily: They can't...
jashinPWSyouall: they're fast.
MoneyMaker: Like bunnies.
Agoodboy: I like bunnies.
I_love_people: What did you two do?
Agoodboy: we talked and I comforted him.
I_love_people: Oh gosh... I can't do this, I just... can't
Agoodboy: what can't you do?
My_art_goes_bang has logged in
Agoodboy: hiii deidara-san!!
I_love_people: I can't talk to you. Or him.
jashinPWSyouall: I think there's something fishy about this.
My_art_goes_bang: hi
jashinPWSyouall: something's wrong.
MoneyMaker: I thought of that one too…
Bluelily: Leader?!!
Agoodboy: zetsu-san won't talk to me *cries*. tobi has been a bad boy.
0506486581: what now?!
Bluelily: Are you sure of what you saw?
0506486581: what do you mean am I sure?
jashinPWSyouall: did deidara and tobi do what you said?
Bluelily: Yes
0506486581: ... uh, no.
0506486581: I just said that to prevent you from asking.
Bluelily: You lied to us?
0506486581: well that was an angry statement.
0506486581: I was going to take it back. but then I somehow... forgot.
Bluelily: Well now I'm angry at you
Bluelily: Really angry
0506486581: oh, don't be.
0506486581: so much negative energy
jashinPWSyouall: you know... that's kinda funny.
0506486581: you kept pushing me!
Bluelily: I don't care about your negative energy! You just lied to us!! We told that to Sasori!! And ARGH! I'm so going to hate you.
0506486581: now, now... let's not take it the wrong way. I forgot, I didn't mean it. And it was just a joke. I mean, tobi doesn't even know what it means.
MoneyMaker: So, now there's Sasori, upset without a reason… He's going to kill you
jashinPWSyouall: what's he doing by the way?
MoneyMaker: Yeah.
0506486581: he has some puppet in his hands.
Agoodboy: *is going to make a suicide*
My_art_goes_bang: What the hell is going on here?
jashinPWSyouall: oh.... nothing.
I_love_people: Oh, I'm sorry Tobi, there's no reason to be angry with you
Agoodboy: *cries*
Agoodboy has logged off
I_love_people: It was all Leader-sama's stupid lie.
I_love_people: Great...
I_love_people has logged off
jashinPWSyouall: this gets more troublesome every minute.
Bluelily: Yes, and it's ALL leaders fault.
0506486581: now you're just being mad at me for no reason.
0506486581: okay, so you have a reason... but why do you mind anyway?
Bluelily: And a really good damn reason! I just so hate you!
0506486581: you're getting too upset because of it!
My_art_goes_bang: Just tell me what is up!
My_art_goes_bang: What the hell are you talking about, reasons and lies and everything?!
jashinPWSyouall: a long story.
MoneyMaker: Leader told us that you and Tobi were having sex.
jashinPWSyouall: or not that long...
My_art_goes_bang: What?!!!!
0506486581: I didn't say they were having sex, that was your own idea.
My_art_goes_bang: Does Sasori know this?!
jashinPWSyouall: we told him!
My_art_goes_bang has logged off
Bluelily: I can't trust leader ever again.
0506486581: I think sasori broke his puppet...
Bluelily: How can I be partners with him?!
0506486581: don't be silly.
0506486581: you're taking this way too hard.
Bluelily: I still hate you. You lied to me...
0506486581: not just you, all of them too.
jashinPWSyouall: you're not helping yourself.
Bluelily: I don't know what the truth is anymore!
0506486581: *sigh*... fine then.
MoneyMaker: What are they doing now?
0506486581: You'll partner up with kakuzu and I'll take hidan. Even though it'll be a lot of pain... but I can't have you working with me if you don't trust me.
Bluelily: Fine. Kakuzu is a lot hotter than you are, anyway...
0506486581: thank you very much.
MoneyMaker: Err... What?
jashinPWSyouall: what?
0506486581: don't what me.
MoneyMaker: And you're not asking anything from us?
0506486581: well, you never got along anyway, so it can't be that bad.
0506486581: I can't see anything from sasori's screen...
MoneyMaker: But we were such a great fighting couple... I held and Hidan punched.
jashinPWSyouall: yeah, and kakuzu will kill blue
0506486581: I think she'll survive...
Bluelily: Yeah, right, I think that I'll kill him before he can try it.
MoneyMaker: women are scary
0506486581: now, now, kakuzu. you'll learn to love her.
MoneyMaker: Like you?
jashinPWSyouall: that's great news.
Bluelily: Yeah, you'll learn to love me. Everybody does.
jashinPWSyouall: oh, it's so nice that you told us that.
0506486581: why, I love all my subordinates. even sasori, even though I fired him once. you too hidan.
MoneyMaker: I don't think I want to love her…
Bluelily: Don't be like that… You gonna have some fun…
jashinPWSyouall: fun?
MoneyMaker: I want Hidan back.
jashinPWSyouall: what are you trying, bitch?
0506486581: let us just clear the air from negative energy.
Bluelily: Bitch? I'm not a bitch!
jashinPWSyouall: ya, you are.
MoneyMaker: Don't fight....... But it is nice that they are fighting over me ^^
Bluelily: Oh, I didn't know that you wanted him! Then go ahead, I won't be in the way.
jashinPWSyouall: quit being so self-centred. who said I was fighting over you anyway?
MoneyMaker: Nobody... -.-'
0506486581: you're not listening to me.
Bluelily: Well, nobody wants to listen to you...  
jashinPWSyouall: yeah, well, thanks a lot for your "effort" to this, kakuzu.
0506486581: now, now, don't say that. you know you must have listened to me to be able to tell me that.
Bluelily: Bite me.
0506486581: what an interesting usage of words.
0506486581: but I got the point.
MoneyMaker: Why do I feel like Blue's not fighting over me… I think she's more interested in leader.
jashinPWSyouall: you know I have a feeling much alike to yours.
Bluelily: Shut up, I don't want to hear about your "feelings"
jashinPWSyouall: why are you grumpy at me?!
Bluelily: You called me bitch.
jashinPWSyouall: well you are a one, it's not my fault.
Bluelily: What?! I'm so not!
Bluelily: You're more than I am.
jashinPWSyouall: oh you "so" are. and you've mistaken in my gender.
0506486581: let us not fight. it's bad for your health.
Bluelily: Fuck you all. I hate you.
Bluelily: Particularly you, leader.
jashinPWSyouall: you too? an angsty girl. are you now going to cut your wrists?
0506486581: why do you have these negative feelings toward me?
Bluelily: I'm gonna cut your wrists. And head.
jashinPWSyouall: I'd appreciate it. If it didn't come from you.
Agoodboy has logged in
Bluelily: You little shit. You can just be with leader AND kakuzu, take everyone, I don't care.
Bluelily has logged off
Agoodboy: O.o
MoneyMaker: What the...
I_love_people has logged in
jashinPWSyouall: does she think I'm taking everyone away from her? And more importantly: does she want kakuzu?! cos leader I already knew...
Agoodboy: I feel dizzy.
I_love_people: Are you ok, Tobi? I can get some medicine for you if you want.
MoneyMaker: You know, I think she just wants leader…
Agoodboy: No thank you, zetsu-san ^^ thanks anyway!
I_love_people: Okay ^^
jashinPWSyouall: I don't care. I just don't want to be taken like I... like I'd stay here forever for sure.
0506486581: why, I don't think everyone is that positive.
0506486581: and just for my record, where would you go?
MoneyMaker: Am I really going to be partnered up with her?
0506486581: why, yes. yes, you are. Now let us think about her feelings for a change.
MoneyMaker: Is she on the screens?
0506486581: why do you ask?
MoneyMaker: I think she's a little upset. She thinks that Hidan likes you
jashinPWSyouall: why does she think I like him?!
0506486581: I can't see her.
MoneyMaker: You did call her a bitch and I think she was thinking that you think that she is going to steal leader from you and then thinking that you don't like her because you want leader.
jashinPWSyouall: so she thinks I like him
MoneyMaker: Women are so complicated...
MoneyMaker: Yeah, I think so.
0506486581: oh dear.
MoneyMaker: What?
0506486581: I'm really not too fond of all this negative energy.
jashinPWSyouall: so she's that worried!
MoneyMaker: I think so.
jashinPWSyouall: oh for Jashins sake, how great is that?!
jashinPWSyouall: I feel oh so very used!!
MoneyMaker: What, what are you gonna do?
jashinPWSyouall: none of your business!
jashinPWSyouall has logged off
Agoodboy: ??
MoneyMaker: Oh, what is he gonna do… Great. Now there's gonna be a big fight and I have to pay for half of the living room after they have stopped...
0506486581: I can see hidan.
0506486581: he's not moving even near her room.
MoneyMaker: Where he is?
0506486581: in his room... he's doing something...
MoneyMaker: what?
0506486581: I'm not sure... I can't really see...
MoneyMaker: How does he do that?
0506486581: a bad angle for the camera, okay?
0506486581: now he's leaving.
MoneyMaker: Ouch…
Agoodboy: Where did hidan-san go? and where is deidara-san? what about itachi-san and kisame-san?
I_love_people: We don't know where Hidan is… And nothing new about Deidara... Itachi and Kisame are hiding
Agoodboy: oh... I want to play.
Agoodboy: will you play with me zetsu-san?
I_love_people: Of course I'll play with you...
Agoodboy: yaay!
0506486581: mwhahahaa! I can see sasori.
MoneyMaker: What is he doing?
0506486581: looks like panicking.
MoneyMaker: Oh
0506486581: what?
MoneyMaker: what is he panicking for?
0506486581: how should I know?
MoneyMaker: Maybe there is this big fire... New drama
0506486581: I can see a broken puppet lying next to her.
MoneyMaker: That's it, then.
0506486581: she's getting careless.
MoneyMaker: And...?
0506486581: Well that way she'll broke all of his puppets! one is the start of a million! hidan went out. I can't see him.
MoneyMaker: Out? What is he doing out?
0506486581: if I knew I'd tell you.
0506486581: sasori sat down.
MoneyMaker: Okay
0506486581: she has covered her face with her hands.
MoneyMaker: Is he crying?
0506486581: perhaps... she's taking it really hard.
MoneyMaker: Because of a puppet?
0506486581: it's a lifeless thing. and besides, it's not so bad she wouldn't be able to fix it.
MoneyMaker: He is weird sometimes
0506486581: true. she just can't stay still. she got up again.
Sasori has logged in
0506486581: how do you do?
Sasori: hi
MoneyMaker: Everything alright?
Sasori: yeah, sure, whatever...
MoneyMaker: You don't sound like it…
Sasori: how do you know? you can't hear me
MoneyMaker: I think you caught what I meant…
Sasori: I just... made my puppet even worse.
MoneyMaker: was it an important puppet?
Sasori: well... not really.
MoneyMaker: Then it's not such a big deal.
Sasori: every puppet is important in a way though…
My_art_goes_bang has logged in
0506486581: ... well... hidan's back.
MoneyMaker: Anything new about him?
MoneyMaker: Or her?
0506486581: no. he's just walking in the halls. And I don't have cameras in her room.
MoneyMaker: You don't? Well, that's sweet
0506486581: I don't like to insult her privacy. I think hidan fell...
MoneyMaker: Hidan what?
My_art_goes_bang: What's happening here?
0506486581: fell... on the ground. he's standing up.
MoneyMaker: What did he do now…
0506486581: now he's walking toward his room.
MoneyMaker: I think I have to go check up on him... be right back...
0506486581: now he went to the closet...
MoneyMaker has logged off
0506486581: I'm not sure why though...
My_art_goes_bang: What's going on?!
0506486581: everybody is mad for some reason. haven't seen blue for a while and hidan went somewhere on his own.
My_art_goes_bang: I think I saw blue...
0506486581: well then, how is she?
My_art_goes_bang: I think she was very sad, not really crying, but almost…
0506486581: what a pity.
My_art_goes_bang: Why, what happened?
0506486581: she and hidan were fighting for some reason... oh, and me and kakuzu changed partners.
My_art_goes_bang: You changed partners? Why?
0506486581: for she didn't trust me because of the lie I accidentally told.
My_art_goes_bang: Well... Women are very complicated.
0506486581: true.
0506486581: well this is a nice opportunity for us to talk.
My_art_goes_bang: Talk? about what?
0506486581: about things. you and I hardly ever talk.
My_art_goes_bang: Okay.... well, what do you wanna talk about?
0506486581: well... how do you do?
My_art_goes_bang: Good..... You?
0506486581: why, I'm fine too!
My_art_goes_bang: Okay....
Agoodboy: I'm back!
I_love_people: me too ^^
Sasori has logged off
My_art_goes_bang: Danna....
0506486581: she's rather an interesting person. though, women always are.
0506486581: I and deidara had a nice conversation over here.
I_love_people: Really? about what?
0506486581: turns out we both do fine!
Agoodboy: I'm so glad to hear that you're okay now, Deidara-san!
My_art_goes_bang: I think I have to go talk with danna…
0506486581: I'm sure he'll be just fine.
My_art_goes_bang: I still wanna check…
My_art_goes_bang has logged off
0506486581: he's interesting too.
I_love_people: So… It's just me, you and Tobi now.
0506486581: how pleasurable.
Bluelily has logged in
I_love_people: And Blue
Bluelily: Hi everybody…
0506486581: these people keep having problems.
0506486581: why hello, fellow member.
jashinPWSyouall has logged in
Bluelily: You.
MoneyMaker has logged in
jashinPWSyouall: jo upi
MoneyMaker: So all happy pairs are here…
jashinPWSyouall: dp js¨¨u yp drr ,r`
0506486581: I did not catch that
jashinPWSyouall: str upi dystyomh s gohjy eoyj ,r`
MoneyMaker: Well... He is a little confused right now. Don't know why.
0506486581: right, right
jashinPWSyouall: O S; MPY VPMGIDRF""""
MoneyMaker: I think he's saying "someone stole my umbrella f***"
jashinPWSyouall: MP O; MPY UPI SDD"""""
0506486581: oh, okay...
Bluelily: Go offline if you don't have anything reasonable to say.
Sasori has logged in
jashinPWSyouall: FPMY UPI HP YR''OMH ;R EJSY YP FP"""""
Sasori: what?
Bluelily: Can I kill him?
0506486581: I don't think you can.
MoneyMaker: Well... I think not now
Bluelily: Pity.
jashinPWSyouall: UPI VSMY LO'' ;R UPI DYIÔF NOYVJ"""" ;JESJSJSJSSS""""
MoneyMaker: What's with him?
Sasori: You know what? I think he's drunk.
I_love_people: I think you're right…
MoneyMaker: I'm gonna go and make him sleep...
Sasori: or trying to write in the dark. he's pressing every button next to the button he was supposed to press.
jashinPWSyouall: UPI DYSU SESU GTP; ;R"""""
jashinPWSyouall: O FPMY ESMY YP DRR UPI""""
Bluelily: I don't care. Somebody get him off of that computer…
jashinPWSyouall: UPI ;IDY NR DP JS¨¨U SNPIY YJOD""" S; O VPTTRVY````
Sasori: I don't want to...
Agoodboy: Is hidan-san mad?
MoneyMaker: I'm going…
MoneyMaker has logged off
jashinPWSyouall: MP"""
jashinPWSyouall: O FPMY ESMY YP DRR JO;"""
jashinPWSyouall has logged off
Bluelily: Shut up.
Bluelily: Peace. Finally.
0506486581: now, now. let us be kind toward our fellow members.
Bluelily: See who's talking. The liar.
0506486581: you're seriously taking it too seriously. And I didn't try to be impolite toward you all.
Agoodboy: is blue-san mad?
Sasori: tell me when you're all making sense again.
Sasori has logged off
Bluelily: Did you ever at least say you're sorry?
I_love_people: Are they always like this?
0506486581: if you promise me you apologize to hidan, I'll apologize to everybody.
Bluelily: Why I would apologize to Hidan?
0506486581: for you insulted him. he should apologize to you too, but I'll get to that later. we can't have all this negative energy here.
Agoodboy: should tobi apologize too?
Bluelily: I'll never apologize to Hidan. That gay bitch.
0506486581: now, now. we don't call anyone by rude names, even if they were true.
Bluelily: Why do you have to be so stupid?
0506486581: I really wish you would though. and thank you again.
Bluelily has logged off
Agoodboy: Is blue-san okay?
I_love_people: Yeah, I think so…
0506486581: I'm honestly saying losing my nerves with her.
I_love_people: Well, she's a girl...
0506486581: why yes, I know that. but she could still try a more positive standard.
Agoodboy: where is kakuzu-san?
MoneyMaker has logged in
Agoodboy: hii kakuzu-san!
MoneyMaker: Hi Tobi, What's up?
Agoodboy: the sky last time I checked.
MoneyMaker: ....... Anything new?
0506486581: not really.
MoneyMaker: Okay
Agoodboy: where is deidara-san?
I_love_people: I don't know.
0506486581: that takes long...
Agoodboy: what takes?
MoneyMaker: I'm a little bored
MoneyMaker: I did get Hidan to sleep, by the way
Agoodboy: I could play with you!
0506486581: how did you do that?
MoneyMaker: My own recipe, I'm not telling
0506486581: you cooked?
MoneyMaker: I can't cook
0506486581: then I'm confused.
MoneyMaker: I was just saying, I think it was funny
0506486581: oh... you should learn though, girls like that kind of stuff.
Agoodboy: I can cook!
MoneyMaker: Girls like it when you can cook? How do you know?
0506486581: well I've had a couple myself... of course.
0506486581: you should try it. they melt straight into your hands.
MoneyMaker: Don't tell that to Blue.
0506486581: oh?
Agoodboy: I'd like to play something.
I_love_people: Again?
Agoodboy: I could ask blue-san too!
I_love_people: I don't think she wants to play
Agoodboy: why is that?
I_love_people: Unless it's something like a "hunt leader down"-game…
0506486581: I hardly ever enjoy those games.
I_love_people: I can believe that
Agoodboy: then who'd play with me?
I_love_people: I can play with you Tobi…
Agoodboy: yaay! again!
0506486581: that's nice. but I think you should stop playing so much. it's bad for your health.
Agoodboy: why is that?
I_love_people: What does health have to do with playing?
0506486581: well, I can see you suffer in my eyes.
I_love_people: Me? I like playing with Tobi ^^
0506486581: I believe you.
0506486581: If you're sure then.
I was updating this on another site so I thought I could put another chapter in here too since I'm already at it. Hmm, what else... Well I think you have a lot to read already so... Sorry for the bunch of grammar mistakes, be energetic and write a review! Appreciate it.

EDITED, 2010

Chapter 1: The one about heathens [link]
Chapter 5: The one about molesting kids [link]
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silverbluebutterfly's avatar
hahahahaha hidans funny once sasori said how he was typeing I could read what hidan was saying XDD