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Ultimate Akatsuki Chat 34

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34: The one about religion

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Current music: Story Of The Year - Until the day I die

Bluelily: mwhaha.
h0773r_uch1h4 has logged in
<3Kids<3 has logged in

0506486581: why hello my royal subordinate.
I_love_people: hi pedophile :P
<3Kids<3: pedophile is your silly little boy! except he's not little and is very cunning!
h0773r_uch1h4: hi.
I_love_people: Oh, shut up
I_love_people: you don't know anything about tobi
I_love_people: he's a good boy
<3Kids<3: I know more than you do apparently <33
I_love_people: in your dreams…
<3Kids<3: "a good boy", I rest my case <33
I_love_people: go to hell...
My_art_goes_bang: I wanna play one game :D
h0773r_uch1h4: go play with our good boy. what's up here lately?
My_art_goes_bang: ...
Bluelily: Hidan and Kakuzu broke up :P
<3Kids<3: no new young members? <333
Bluelily: Hidan got angry... he left and kakuzu and sasori... are in sasori's room
Bluelily: with a dog
<3Kids<3: he's such a slut, that sasori <3333
Bluelily: no... that dog is apparently dying or something
My_art_goes_bang: you wanna die orochimaru?
<3Kids<3: well I must admit, dogs were new <333
<3Kids<3: my life goal is not to <3
I_love_people: odd from you to say that somebody is a whore...
My_art_goes_bang: well you're gonna die if you talk something stupid like that about danna
<3Kids<3: slut, not whore <3 and I love all my special friends <333
My_art_goes_bang: then go love them somewhere else so we don't have to see you...
<3Kids<3: I'm spreading love <333
My_art_goes_bang: and hate...
<3Kids<3: silly you <3 I hate hate and love love so no hate and much love <3
My_art_goes_bang: anyway... that game, anyone?
I_love_people: we haven't seen you much lately itachi!
h0773r_uch1h4: I've been busy :D but so have you apparently.
h0773r_uch1h4: why do we have a dog, and why haven't you eaten it yet?
I_love_people: what the ?
I_love_people: it's kakuzus
I_love_people: and I wonder it too, why haven't I eaten it...
I_love_people: he tries to make money with it...
Bluelily: Do we want to know why (and how) you have been busy : DD
h0773r_uch1h4: of course. but I'm not telling ;)
Bluelily: awws :(
0506486581: I have it on a video.
Bluelily: ... I have to watch it someday...
h0773r_uch1h4: anyway. so they broke up finally? cool. so which one complained now and about what?
Bluelily: hey! 'broke up finally'? did you expect that they’d broke up?
Bluelily: and hidan said that he doesn't love kakuzu anymore...
h0773r_uch1h4: well yeah, they're very unstable people.
h0773r_uch1h4: so where did he come up with that? did he eat his chocolate or what?
Bluelily: from what I heard it was when they were on a mission ;P
My_art_goes_bang: still, that game, we should try it!
h0773r_uch1h4: seriously, where's tobi? he appears to be online.
Sasori has changed status to online
My_art_goes_bang: WHUU! Dannaa!!

My_art_goes_bang: let's play one game : D
Sasori: what game?
h0773r_uch1h4: oh jeez...
My_art_goes_bang: spiritism!
Sasori: right. so, who's in?
My_art_goes_bang: ;D yay!
Bluelily: ... gosh, me.
I_love_people: what game is this anyway ?
h0773r_uch1h4: well I'm not going to come there around some piece of paper to wait for ghosts.
My_art_goes_bang: no! let's try this on here, on the internet!
My_art_goes_bang: and zetsu, it's a game where you ask questions from dead people... google, if you want to.
h0773r_uch1h4: how is that ever going to work?
My_art_goes_bang: it'll work!
h0773r_uch1h4: likewise.
Sasori: we can always try.
Bluelily: and sasori, how about that dog ?
Sasori: oh yeah that. it's giving birth.
I_love_people: seems so stupid that I'm in
Bluelily: O.O wasn't it a boy?
My_art_goes_bang: ... are we gonna have puppies?? : DDD
Sasori: well if it is, it's a nature's miracle.
Bluelily: whoa.
Sasori: yeah... don't know how many yet.
My_art_goes_bang: aww
Bluelily: yes, aww
I_love_people: girls ;P
Sasori: the girls...
<3Kids<3: they'd make good soup! <33
Bluelily: you're going to hell orochimaru.
I_love_people: puppies... yum
<3Kids<3: lucky I'm not planning to try my luck with that <33
Bluelily: those puppies are gonna make puppies someday...
Bluelily: ... if they stay alive.
Sasori: doubt it, but you can always wish for it...
My_art_goes_bang: awws, puppies.... anyway! that game!
h0773r_uch1h4: what kind of a ghost uses internet chats?
My_art_goes_bang: modern ghosts.
h0773r_uch1h4: well they should modernly stay dead.
My_art_goes_bang: are you in or not?
h0773r_uch1h4: nope.
My_art_goes_bang: ok
My_art_goes_bang: leader, are you in? please?
0506486581: I'd rather stay as a viewer.
<3Kids<3: I'm in <3 in every means of the word, if possible <33
My_art_goes_bang: ...
Sasori: he's out.
My_art_goes_bang: so it's me, danna, konan and zetsu
<3Kids<3: well that's rude <3
Bluelily: yes, we don't want to play with you
Bluelily: get out of our sandbox x)
Bluelily: ...anyway...
<3Kids<3: mm, but I'd love to play <333 not with you though...
My_art_goes_bang: let's get this started!
Sasori: you do that, you know how it's done.
h0773r_uch1h4: you just don't want to admit that it's stupid :P
Bluelily: c'moon, it could be kisame ;D
h0773r_uch1h4: what could be?
Bluelily: kisame, could be suggesting something like this...
Bluelily: ...or not
h0773r_uch1h4: no he wouldn't :P he's not this juvenile.
My_art_goes_bang: blah.
My_art_goes_bang: so...
My_art_goes_bang: if we just ask if there are any spirits here, and then hope for the best ?
h0773r_uch1h4: oh sure, because they turn up everywhere someone decides to ask if anyone's there.
My_art_goes_bang: better ideas if you're so smart?
h0773r_uch1h4: yeah. let's go play in the sandbox!! oh, and then we can go to the amusement park!!
My_art_goes_bang: or!! you could shut up!!
h0773r_uch1h4: if you want me to be quiet, don't ask me questions.
Bluelily: okay... deidara, just start this
My_art_goes_bang: is there a spirit present?
Sasori: apparently not...
I_love_people: this isn't going to work.
My_art_goes_bang: damn...
username  : yes.
My_art_goes_bang: O.o
Sasori: ... did anyone see that log in?
Bluelily: no...
I_love_people: -.-' what the hell are you doing?
username  : watching you.
I_love_people: haha, very funny. now, who is doing this?
username: I am.
Sasori: it's not on the user-list...
My_art_goes_bang: now, who said that this wasn't going to work? : DD
Bluelily: what are you? O.o
username: I used to be a human.
h0773r_uch1h4: someone has hacked into our chat, that's all -__-"
My_art_goes_bang: you're a spirit?
username: I'm an angel.
username: I work for the death.
<3Kids<3: are you hot? <333
username: yes.
My_art_goes_bang: I'm first!! Why did Hidan and Kakuzu broke up?
username: because of me.
Sasori: "are you hot"... =__=
<3Kids<3: do you want to play with me? <33
username: yes.
Bluelily: are you a boy?
username: yes.
<3Kids<3 has logged off
Bluelily: where did Orochimaru go?
username: to play with me.
Bluelily: ... what do you play?
username: my favourite game.
Bluelily: what is your favourite game?
username: do you want me to show it to you?
Bluelily: ... no
username: I'm only allowed to show.
Bluelily: ... how many puppies is kakuzu's dog gonna have?
username: more.
My_art_goes_bang: … does anyone have any good questions?
username: no.
I_love_people: what a lovely game!
My_art_goes_bang: of course it is, I suggested it!
Sasori: very. I'm trying to figure this out...
My_art_goes_bang: Danna will figure this out, yes? ^^
Sasori: of course I will ;) we don't need his assurance for this.
My_art_goes_bang: hah ;D yeah
I_love_people: nobody hasn't any questions, why are we playing?
username: you want to.
Bluelily: yes, and this is just an excuse to be on the computer, 'cause we're a bunch of nerds ;P
Bluelily: good looking, serial killer nerds...
0506486581: we appeal to a large audience!
Sasori: what audience?
username: they who are watching you.
My_art_goes_bang: ... okay...
Bluelily: who is watching us?
Sasori: ... and I don't know where I got the picture we're a Hidden serial killer organization...
My_art_goes_bang: I know how you feel
I_love_people: who would want to watch us, anyway?
username: those who desire to.
I_love_people: does anyone else think that these answers aren't really answering?
username: yes.
Sasori: that was actually quite informative.
My_art_goes_bang: gasp : D what a surprise
My_art_goes_bang: how come?
Sasori: what?
My_art_goes_bang: how it was informative? ^^'
Sasori: ... how about you just forget that? -__-"
My_art_goes_bang: ... well alright, it sucks to be blond...
Sasori: do you know what that means by the way? =__=
Sasori: (someone ask what, so I won't be answering my own question)
I_love_people: ... how was it informative? ;P
Sasori: not you too =__=
I_love_people: hah x)
Sasori: I just pointed out that it was a suitable answer for a question for a change. I can't believe I have to explain this to you. -__-"
Sasori: konan, put in: dense.
I_love_people: I'm staying out of this! I was just joking...
Sasori: we'll don't joke after the situation has gone already. you just interrupted my awesome speech.
I_love_people: My jokes aren't good : D
Sasori: no they're not. and horribly placed.
I_love_people: what can you do ;P
Bluelily: alrighty…
Sasori: now shut up, so I can continue *shakes a fist*
0506486581: what?
Sasori: thank you
Sasori: this means everyone who desires to, can watch us.
Bluelily: whatta O.o
I_love_people: should we be worried, or skeptical...
Sasori: it means... we hope nobody wants to.
0506486581: that's not what the eBay records say...
Sasori: -__-" of course
Bluelily: hope it just means eBay.
Sasori: meaning, they can see us even though they don't know where we are. ... unless leader sells our address there oo -__-"
I_love_people: or that thing is lying ;P
0506486581: a fine idea, my girl! I don't know why I haven't hired you as my business associate instead of kakuzu.
Sasori: no, they really can see us, leader is selling videos of us in there, if you haven't noticed... did he just call me a girl again?
My_art_goes_bang: I almost asked that too...
Sasori: ...
Bluelily: well then it isn't so bad! it's just the eBay
0506486581: how exciting...
0506486581 has logged off
Bluelily: O.O
Sasori: ... and now he ran!
I_love_people: watch carefully, that doesn't happen a lot!
Sasori: I'm not a girl
My_art_goes_bang: I believe that ;D
Sasori: I'm almost sure you know that :P
Sasori: but why did he call me that??
I_love_people: he still thinks you're a girl ? ;P
username: to lead you astray from the more essential.
I_love_people: that's true
Sasori: more essential... ... oh shit, leader's going to sell our address in eBay.
Bluelily: WHAT?!
Sasori: gotta go stop him.
Bluelily: say that you were just joking...
Sasori has logged off
Blulily: was sasori just joking?
Bluelily: he was. that doesn't make sense -.-'
username: no.
Bluelily: leader can't sell our address in eBay.
Bluelily: ... I'll go too…
Bluelily has logged off
My_art_goes_bang: ... leader can't be so stupid!
My_art_goes_bang has logged off
I_love_people: tobi is a good boy and stays still!
I_love_people has logged off
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MoneyMaker has logged off

username: oh madara, you awesome, scheming, pure genius.
Agoodboy: oh you. or should I say, oh me.
username: shall we laugh together? or better yet, alone.
Agoodboy: we shall do just that.
jashinPWSyouall has logged in
jashinPWSyouall has logged off

username: not now, we're laughing!
Agoodboy: oh hell, what is wrong with these nerds...
jashinPWSyouall has logged in
jashinPWSyouall: how empty. only me and tobi. what, did you throw a massacre here? good lad.
MoneyMaker has logged in
MoneyMaker: whatta, who kicked me...
jashinPWSyouall: probably something wrong with the program here, I was kicked out too.
MoneyMaker: oh, and how delightful, just you, me and tobi. The most lovely persons on earth.
jashinPWSyouall: people...
MoneyMaker: ...what the hell, I haven't got the strength to be mad, I have puppies!
MoneyMaker: ... I almost have puppies
MoneyMaker: but anyway...
jashinPWSyouall: congratulations.
MoneyMaker: thank you
MoneyMaker: ... I still hate you.
jashinPWSyouall: right. I know that.
MoneyMaker: good. 'cause I really hate you.
jashinPWSyouall: I'm sure of that. you've made that pretty clear.
MoneyMaker: I mean really, really hate love you.
MoneyMaker: I ment only hate you!! not love
jashinPWSyouall: I... I didn't mean to do that, you know... it wasn't because of you...
MoneyMaker: Fuck this shit, why to hell did you have to do it anyway?
jashinPWSyouall: it just happened. I couldn't do anything about it.
MoneyMaker: in a one fucking day?
jashinPWSyouall: it's just... a little complicated...
MoneyMaker: how can it even be more complicated? fuck this, you just stopped loving me in a day?
MoneyMaker: fine! have a fucking good life
MoneyMaker: I don't care...
jashinPWSyouall: yeah, A good life... I don't know how it happened!
MoneyMaker: You just woke up one day and realized you don't love me anymore? You know what? You're too complicated! Shit this, good that this happened
jashinPWSyouall: I told you, I don't know how! ... then it's good. it's okay.
MoneyMaker: yes, now where the hell are the others?
jashinPWSyouall: you went to sasori, right? where is he?
MoneyMaker: somewhere, I don't know
MoneyMaker: I was looking after that dog when he left
jashinPWSyouall: where did he go?
MoneyMaker: I don't know.
jashinPWSyouall: hmmh...
Fishy has logged in
jashinPWSyouall: hi
MoneyMaker: hello
Fishy: ... hi?
jashinPWSyouall: ... yeah?
Fishy: where is everybody?
jashinPWSyouall: keine ahnung.
MoneyMaker: I don't know
jashinPWSyouall: what was that...
Fishy; what the hell, you speak german?
jashinPWSyouall: apparently O_o if you say it's german
Fishy: of course I know what it is, I'm awesome
MoneyMaker: you spent too much time with Itachi
Fishy: I can't spent too much time with Itachi ;D
jashinPWSyouall: I wouldn't count on that. have you seen sasuke?
MoneyMaker: kill Itachi... kill Itachi...
Fishy: Sasuke can never kill Itachi ;P he's awesome too
jashinPWSyouall: :P right.
Sasori has logged in
Sasori: I have turned to christian!
MoneyMaker: great!
jashinPWSyouall: ... what?
MoneyMaker: ... who's watching the dog?
Sasori: it's in my room, don't worry. I can see it.
jashinPWSyouall: ... aaah! a joke! thank jashin, I was having a heart attack.
Sasori: it wasn't a joke. I'm turning to christian. and if I study hard, I even might become a priest.
MoneyMaker: great!
MoneyMaker: I read bible once ;P
MoneyMaker: it was pretty good, but then I had to kill people again so...
MoneyMaker: I mean, I didn't read it so far
jashinPWSyouall: how... no... no...
MoneyMaker: But what about that rule 'don't kill'?
Sasori: it really opened my eyes. I don't kill.
MoneyMaker: how do you do your puppets then?
Sasori: from dead people.
MoneyMaker: alright...
jashinPWSyouall: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TURN TO CHRISTIAN??!!11
Sasori: I found a bible. belonged to one of your followers, I assume?
jashinPWSyouall: sasori...
MoneyMaker: yes, I had a very chiristian partner once…
MoneyMaker: a good guy.
MoneyMaker: before I killed him...
jashinPWSyouall: I'm now going to kill you.
jashinPWSyouall has logged off
MoneyMaker: why did you become a christian? : D
Sasori: for kicks :D
MoneyMaker: what are you gonna do with hidan? :D
Sasori: I mean, it really felt close to my heart. I understood that I had been blindfolded for my entire life. and nothing :D
MoneyMaker: x) I'm so happy you found your inner peace! Hidan is maad :D
Sasori: I know x) he might actually kill me.
MoneyMaker: yes, now try to turn him into a cristian too, I mean, that's an easy way to make a suicide :D
Sasori: of course I have to spread God’s word... oh wait, someone's at my door.
MoneyMaker: who could it be!
Agoodboy: hii kakuzu-san
MoneyMaker: hi tobi
Agoodboy: how are youuu?
MoneyMaker: good, thank you
Bluelily has logged in
Agoodboy: hiii konan-san!
Bluelily: hi tobi
Agoodboy: how aaare you?
Bluelily: good, now when someone didn't sell our address in eBay
Fishy: what the ?
MoneyMaker: who would want our address?
Agoodboy: I want our address!! what is our address?
Bluelily: I don't know -.-'
Agoodboy: I want... cake!
MoneyMaker: make a cake
Agoodboy: I will!
0506486581 has logged in
My_art_goes_bang has logged in

0506486581: why hello my royal ones.
My_art_goes_bang: I had to come here to show this :D I was reading old logs.
My_art_goes_bang: hi leader
My_art_goes_bang: wait... I lost it, damn, wait a sec, I have to find it again
Bluelily: … okay
0506486581: take your time.
h0773r_uch1h4 has logged in
Fishy: 'ello there sexy ;D
h0773r_uch1h4: hi you gorgeous ;)
h0773r_uch1h4: I never thought I'd actually see hidan topping someone  :D
Fishy: what the :D what did you see?
h0773r_uch1h4: I was walking the hallway to my room, and sasori's door was open, and he was lying there on the floor hidan on top of him ;D
Fishy: Sasori?! I don't believe that :'DD
My_art_goes_bang: ... neither do I
h0773r_uch1h4: it's true! go look!
MoneyMaker: hah.
Fishy: alright!
Fishy: -->
h0773r_uch1h4: I'll come with you ->
My_art_goes_bang: well, I still think they're just friends ?
Bluelily: It's just itachi... -.-'
0506486581: hmm, I didn't get that on a video... that would have made some money! ... kakuzu?
MoneyMaker: what?
MoneyMaker: don't even think that I'd go there.
MoneyMaker: except... my dog...
0506486581: tape it. you'll get... 8 percent of the profits.
MoneyMaker: no. fucking. way.
0506486581: you never get more. and you know how much money they make??
MoneyMaker: I don't care!
0506486581: ... just tape it.
MoneyMaker: no!
0506486581: and why, may I ask, not?
MoneyMaker: if you allow, I’d rather not talk about it.
0506486581: I respect that. though you should share your feelings.
MoneyMaker: I'll share my feelings! ... as long as they don't have anything do with hidan.
0506486581: how negative.
h0773r_uch1h4: I told you I was right!
Fishy: wow O.o
Fishy: :'D still
My_art_goes_bang: should I panic?
Bluelily: hidan and sasori? O.o
h0773r_uch1h4: ;) no need, no need. sasori didn't exactly fight against it.
Fishy: ;D looked pretty much like he was very into the moment
Bluelily: ... stop teasing deidara.
My_art_goes_bang: I'll go there !
My_art_goes_bang: -->
h0773r_uch1h4: x)
h0773r_uch1h4: maybe we should have mentioned that hidan was strangling him?
Bluelily: ... maybe. just maybe.
Fishy: ;D you didn't ask
h0773r_uch1h4: yeah :D  it's not our fault if you want to understand things dirty.
Fishy: x) you little perverts...
MoneyMaker: yes, let's talk about the kitchen table again, so you're not perverts?
h0773r_uch1h4: you're the one who wants to talk about it...
MoneyMaker: has anyone ever told you that you're irritating?
h0773r_uch1h4: mm... no. I'm lovely.
Fishy: ;D I can prove that...
h0773r_uch1h4: but that's different ;) that's something only you can prove.
Fishy: maybe...
Sasori: what did you say to deidara? -__-"
MoneyMaker: read up...
Fishy: we just said what we saw
Sasori: I should slap you in an unfeminish way. but I won't. because that's not what a proper christian does. he forgives.
Sasori: wait a sec, hidan's attacking me again...
MoneyMaker: x)
Bluelily: ... chiristian?
Bluelily: what thing is this?
h0773r_uch1h4: is he seriously now christian or what?  
MoneyMaker: yes
MoneyMaker: you didn't know? O.o
h0773r_uch1h4: I didn't know he'd actually go for it.
0506486581: I hope this doesn't come in the way of his work.
MoneyMaker: no, you have seen hidan
MoneyMaker: ... who needs to kill for his 'god'
MoneyMaker: ... yeah
Bluelily: chiristian? O.o they don't kill people...
Bluelily: they 'respect life!'
Bluelily: they won't let you have an abortion
h0773r_uch1h4: I think this might become a problem :D
h0773r_uch1h4: a deathly serial killer who respects every life!
Fishy: could be a sucking movie...
0506486581: oh my...
MoneyMaker: okay, relax leader -.-'
MoneyMaker: he's not really going into christian
0506486581: I sure hope not.
My_art_goes_bang: I hate you guys.
h0773r_uch1h4: a proper christian does not hate.
My_art_goes_bang: I'm not Christian.
h0773r_uch1h4: but your boyfriend is, so deal with it.
My_art_goes_bang: yes, but it doesn't mean that I should...
h0773r_uch1h4: I'm just preparing you for him.
My_art_goes_bang: we aren't going to have kids, so it isn't a problem
h0773r_uch1h4: what does this have to do with kids?
My_art_goes_bang: would they be christian or what... nothing
My_art_goes_bang: I hate you. mostly... not everyone
My_art_goes_bang: aaand! I forgot! I read those old logs ;D so...
My_art_goes_bang: look at this! 'MoneyMaker: I'll just read them... jashin, you people are helpless... '
Sasori: now he has calmed down. he didn't like the idea of a praying moment together.
MoneyMaker: ... I haven't said that. He didn't? ;D how sad
Sasori: I would have even invited him to a church with me! ... after I find one.
Sasori: you people Are helpless... t.h
MoneyMaker: why was hidan on my nick ?
MoneyMaker: that thing deidara sent... I'm not even sure do I want to know
h0773r_uch1h4: quite frankly, you two were having sex.
0506486581: I love how straight those two are.
Sasori: they haven't even seen straight in their whole life t.h
Fishy: tch, jealous.
MoneyMaker: alright
h0773r_uch1h4: by the way sasori, now that we're talking about straight, doesn't your god forbid homosexuality?
Fishy: wasn't sasori a girl...
Sasori: first of all, I'm not a girl, for crying out loud!
Sasori: second, my god accepts everyone who believes in him and follow his way. there was never actually said, that it's not allowed.
Fishy: well lucky for you ;P
h0773r_uch1h4: how about that "male and female he created them"?
My_art_goes_bang: hey, there are these where sasori was high
My_art_goes_bang: I mean these logs..
Sasori: let's skip this by saying, that's bullshit, and what does that have to do with one’s sexuality?
h0773r_uch1h4: fine by me. ooh, sasori high  :D everyone thought he was going to kill us all.
My_art_goes_bang: there is also the kitchen table
My_art_goes_bang: did you clean it up after all?
My_art_goes_bang: and I think silence means 'no'
h0773r_uch1h4: we never said we would...
My_art_goes_bang: I'll find that!
Bluelily: you having fun?
My_art_goes_bang: not really
h0773r_uch1h4: why don't you paste the time you were high?
My_art_goes_bang: because.
My_art_goes_bang: :'DDD I didn't remember that we sent zetsu to the seaworld once
h0773r_uch1h4: hmm, I heard that you talked a lot on computer when you were... oh yeah. what horrible peson could have done that?
My_art_goes_bang: we're a bunch of nerds.
Bluelily: Good looking nerds.
Bluelily: and serial killers.
MoneyMaker: rich, serial killers.
My_art_goes_bang: should we get a life?
h0773r_uch1h4: that'd be good.
Bluelily: what would we do with a life?
Sasori: kill it? t.h
Sasori: at least that's what I'd do… t.h
Sasori: Iii wish I had a life t.h
MoneyMaker: ... you wanna die?
Sasori: he'd love to die.
MoneyMaker: what the, why?
Sasori: and I believe he's under the impression I would too. wait, a sec...
My_art_goes_bang: what?
h0773r_uch1h4: ooh, a fight.
KingOfswords has logged in
KingOfSwords: our neighbour -.-'
h0773r_uch1h4: the one with cats?
KingOfswords: asked if we could take care of their cats, when they're away (some vacation)
KingOfswords: Haku's having fun.
KingOfSwords: I don't mind :D  as long as he's happy
h0773r_uch1h4: "what? you don't bath them in washing machines?"
KingOfSwords: don't give him ideas...
h0773r_uch1h4: hear that, kisame-hun?
Fishy: yep ;D
Bluelily: poor cats...
h077357.uch1h4 has logged in
Fishy: hey little uchiha
Fishy: how old is he anyway? ;P
h0773r_uch1h4: what is my little brother doing here?
h077357.uch1h4: do you know where orochimaru is?
Bluelily: playing with the dead
0506486581: we usually don't follow other than our people. except the people with tails...
Bluelily: or tail
h077357.uch1h4: yeah, but this chat's the last record of him. and he left the computer just like that...
My_art_goes_bang: maybe that thing ate him :D
h077357.uch1h4: not that I have a reason to tell you this, but it's your "ghost", isn't it?
My_art_goes_bang: well ghost, devil, whatever...
Bluelily: it's been boring lately.
Bluelily: if we don't count that hidan and kakuzu broke up, what is, btw, really fucked up...
h0773r_uch1h4: heyheyhey, hidan's crying!
Bluelily: What?! O.o
My_art_goes_bang: whatt
MoneyMaker: ?
0506486581: oh my.
Fishy: did you see him?
h077357.uch1h4: ... why?
h0773r_uch1h4: I hear him, he's in sasori's room!
Fishy: how loud is he...
Fishy: now, someone walk there and take a picture
h0773r_uch1h4: I really needed to pinch though, so I could hear it.
Fishy: alright
0506486581: would that sell?
MoneyMaker: why's he crying?
h077357.uch1h4: I thought your organization was about positive energy or whatever
h0773r_uch1h4: I don't know...
0506486581: money's positive...
Bluelily: listen if sasori says something!
MoneyMaker: yes, but I want to know why he's crying for fucking god's sake!
h0773r_uch1h4: I'm trying to listen! sasori's calming him...
My_art_goes_bang: danna is a sweet person!
Bluelily: ... hope they don't look here
h0773r_uch1h4: oh yeah, they're here x)
Fishy: ;P pretty unlikely that they’d look here now...
My_art_goes_bang: nerds.
h0773r_uch1h4: yeah, that's now.
ho773r_uch1h4: you're the one to talk :P
My_art_goes_bang: good looking, serial killer nerds.
h077357.uch1h4: sounds dangerous.
My_art_goes_bang: be afraid.
Bluelily: itachi!! do you hear something?!
h0773r_uch1h4: go listen yourself, if you want to know.
Bluelily: argh...
Fishy: ask nicely, then I could maybe tell you what they are talking about
MoneyMaker: I maybe wanna kill you.
h0773r_uch1h4: ooh, how delicious things I'm hearing...
Fishy: ... well that explains a lot
MoneyMaker: better tell. now.
MoneyMaker: my dog is there...
MoneyMaker: --->
h0773r_uch1h4: :D aiaiai
Fishy: interestin ;D
Bluelily: -.-' alright, don't tell
Bluelily: I don't care.
h0773r_uch1h4: sure you don't :P
Bluelily: of course I don't.
Bluelily: leader please ^^
Bluelily: tell us what is happening...
Bluelily: pretty please
0506486581: nothing I can tell on sasori's and hidan's behalf. kakuzu is though making his way to sasori.
Bluelily: tell us when he's here ?
0506486581: sure.
Bluelily: thank you ^^
My_art_goes_bang: we aren't curios
My_art_goes_bang: never.
h077357.uch1h4: you're all like a soap opera. I think there might be one on sale in eBay.
Bluelily: what ? a soap opera about us? :D
0506486581: do I sell that..? or is someone damned selling my videos forwards??
Bluelily: the most important question...
0506486581: it shall be our first priority to find this wrong-doer!!
h0773r_uch1h4: even before tails?
0506486581: far before tails!!
Bluelily: O.o
My_art_goes_bang: leader is greedier than I thought...
h077357.uch1h4: I almost forgot how incoherent you were.
0506486581: dear little deidara. it's not about the money. it's a matter of principles.
My_art_goes_bang: I'm not little!
My_art_goes_bang: but okay...
0506486581: so young, so defiant...
My_art_goes_bang: itachi is something my age too!
My_art_goes_bang: is he younger or older?
h0773r_uch1h4: I'm more mature than you are.
My_art_goes_bang: ... maybe.
Bluelily: guess who're mature sometimes?
Bluelily: kakuzu and hidan!
Bluelily: I wonder what they're doing...
0506486581: kakuzu's by sasori's door.
Bluelily: omg, and? O.O
0506486581: he's trying to get in, in the means of his dog. don't they have anything better to do, like... like find our pest!
Bluelily: we'll find it... after this!
0506486581: fine. kakuzu's banging on their door.
0506486581: they appear to be not letting him in.
My_art_goes_bang: what a surprise.
KingOfSwords; yep, you're just you again.
KingOfSwords: ;P
Bluelily: whaa! wanna know the rest!!
0506486581: you can't before it happens.
0506486581: only I can do that...
Bluelily: lucky...
0506486581: anyway, he's currently quiet, staring at the door.
Bluelily: if he now leaves -.-'
Fishy: this is better when you're actually hearing it...
h0773r_uch1h4: I go with that.
Fishy: ;D this is interesting...
Fishy: you heard that?
h0773r_uch1h4: very touching
Fishy: truly.
Bluelily: what did you hear?!
My_art_goes_bang: teelll...
h0773r_uch1h4: shall we quoote?
Bluelily: yes!
h0773r_uch1h4: hmm, leader's gonna tell you it anyway :P
Bluelily: tell please pein tell!
0506486581: "'you fucking don't get that I don't want you to cry"
0506486581: I assume that's what you're referring to...
Bluelily: so romantic
Bluelily: and sasori and hidan?
Fishy: hidan's just begging kakuzu to go away x)
Bluelily: they're really complicated...
Fishy: they're stupid ;P
Fishy: or something, I don't care
0506486581: and who was the one who though itachi was cheating on him with hidan, who was only loaning his shirt? not that I'd like to point out any bad memories...
Fishy: blahblah
0506486581: oh, newsflash on the kakuzu-hidan(minor sasori) front. kakuzu: "I'll still love you forever, you fucking liked it or not... I blame you".
0506486581: I should be a news reporter.
Bluelily: O.O
Bluelily: if hidan isn't letting him in now, I'm going to break that door.
My_art_goes_bang: omg...
h0773r_uch1h4: "no you won't, you can't"...
KingOfSwords: little interesting
Bluelily: whoa.
Bluelily: really. whoa.
Bluelily: Zabuza. Haku, get Haku here!
Bluelily: it's much more important than cats!!
KingOfSwords: -.-' okay... -->
h077357.uch1h4: haku... ... the ice-mirror boy! ... I was under the impression he died...
Bluelily: hidan isn't letting him in??!
0506486581: apparently not.
0506486581: I'm surprised haku was memorized for something else than looking like a girl. that's evolution in it's greatest!
h0773r_uch1h4: evolution from what? ... anyway, sasori must be having fun, being there live.
My_art_goes_bang: and the dog...
h0773r_uch1h4: it doesn't understand, deidara.
Fishy: 'let me in, or I'll fucking break this door'
Fishy: by kakuzu ;P
My_art_goes_bang: that dog is trying to give birth...
h0773r_uch1h4: it'll get some kicks from it!
0506486581: that's a bit aggressive.
Bluelily: kakuzu's temperament
My_art_goes_bang: ...
h0773r_uch1h4: heh, hidan tells him to go break his own door x)
Fishy: that's how it's done ;D
My_art_goes_bang: x)
Bluelily: ten points for that...
Fishy: so... kakuzu is breaking it
h0773r_uch1h4: I go with the aggressive.
Bluelily: well he killed his former partners... what can you except?
h0773r_uch1h4: hmmh, did he confess his undying love for them too?
Bluelily: no... ^^ that's a good thing... I suppose
h0773r_uch1h4: I rest my case.
Fishy: he's in. Sasori won't like...
My_art_goes_bang: poor danna and his door.
h0773r_uch1h4: oh yeah, it's not even either one of theirs door :D
Fishy: true :'DD
0506486581: they're paying it...
My_art_goes_bang: like always
HunnyBunny has logged in
HunnyBunny: AAH, OMG, What did I miss??!
Bluelily: kakuzu broke hidan’s and sasori’s door!!
Bluelily: read zabuza's logs!!
HunnyBunny: I'll go there!
Bluelily: ?? what are they doing?!
My_art_goes_bang: tell!!!
h0773r_uch1h4: sasori informs he is upset about his door x)
Bluelily: and that's what we want to know!
h0773r_uch1h4: well okay then. hidan asks why did he do that.
Fishy: and kakuzu said 'duh, I wanted in'
h0773r_uch1h4: they're so touchy with this :D hidan says he's going to his own room.
Fishy: and kakuzu said he wants to talk ;P
h0773r_uch1h4: I love this story-telling x) sasori asks if hidan's going to be okay? he is, apparently. shuffle shuffle.
0506486581: sasori leaves, itachi.
h0773r_uch1h4: I know that.
Bluelily: all I can say is 'gasp'
Hello, this one came again later than it had supposed to. I was in Bulgaria :D this was basically ready before I left, but I hadn't checked it free from mistakes, so I only got to put this up now. Though I'm not sorry, I was in Bulgaria :dance:

Anyway, this chapter is a bit longer than usually, because I had that one chapter there that I must say was shamefully short :blink: Mm, we were considering of putting more people in the chat. I'm not saying we'll put whoever you want us to put there, but ideas? Would be more than welcome ;) Reviews too...

Chapter 1: The one about heathens [link]
Chapter 35: The one about instincts [link]
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Haha Zomg i couldnt stop laughing during and a little bit after the spiritism thingy hahaha x3

Madara Rules =D I see myself in him because well
1) Im Evil :evillaugh:
2) I have split personaly problems :clone:
and
3) Im a crazy mastermind.
He's just luckier than me and a little bit smarter lucky him!!!! T^T ...... *hugs Tobi* :tighthug:

Tobi:Cant..Breath...

Me: *Huggles Still* :tighthug:
Also If i was more evil amd disguised this would be fun ----> :fork: :mwahaha:

'Sasori: I should slap you in an unfeminish way. but I won't. because that's not what a proper christian does. he forgives.
Sasori: wait a sec, hidan's attacking me again...
MoneyMaker: x)' <---- I choked on my coffee laughing x3

Unmistakingly awesomeness :meow: